Episode 261: Gavin Matts v. O.J. Simpson

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Gavin Matts (comedian) returns to the show and catches a block that realistically we should all aspire to catch: he gets blocked by O.J. Simpson. You remember, the football player who also did some other stuff. It was a COVID-era block but Gavin doesn't catch it for a reason you'd think, but rather for a well-timed joke. And there are lots of well-timed jokes on this episode as discussion of bodegas leads us down a strange rabbit hole into the world of pitbull breeding and the very strange posters that accompany said breeding. We also chat about the YouTube comments on Gavin's new special, speaking Italian, and we revisit the classic "dog condoms" bit. Plus, we learn a lot about the Pixel Fold: Hip Hop 50th Anniversary Edition, Ludacris' stage name, and Stefan shows us a dog that poops on a window, because of course he does. If you want more of Stefan's hilarious hijinks, head on over to our Patreon page and donate to the show! Support your favorite fellas! $5/month at patreon.com/blockedparty gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every month. Last week, Adam Christie joined us for a Cullen the Herd episode where John talks about a Curling Twitter block, and this week, Charlie Demers returns to the show for a delightful mailbag. We also have ad-free episodes, access to our Discord, merch discounts, and more, so get on over there! Gavin Matts' new special is called "Progression" and it's out on YouTube now. You can follow Gavin on Instagram at @gavinmatts. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you have any questions or concerns about this week's episode, please call her text producer Dan at 778-288-9-2-55.
0:09.3	We play that theme song's live, Gavin.
0:11.3	Yeah, man.
0:12.5	We don't want to go to school.
0:16.6	We don't want to go to school.
0:17.8	We don't want to get a job.
0:19.0	We just want to get on life and get on.
0:20.5	We don't follow the rules. Do whatever We just want to get our money. Get our ass is blocked.
0:21.4	We don't follow the rules to do whatever we want. It's Block Party, the podcast I quote, we did a duck. Block party. Lock Party. Block party. Mom, makes me too fuck. Block party. Block party. Block party. I quote, we did a duck. Hello, friends, idiots and friends who are also idiots.
0:38.4	Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection.
0:40.7	It is blocked party. Block party. I quote, we do the duck. Hello, friends, idiots and friends who are also idiots. Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection. It is Blocked Party. This is episode number 261. I'm John. I'm Stefan. And with us is a great guest, returning guest to the program. A fan favorite. A fan favorite. No question about it. Is this true? His brand new comedy special.
0:55.1	I think it's true.
0:55.8	His brand new comedy special progression is out now on YouTube.
1:01.2	Gavin Matts is here.
1:02.2	Hello, Gavin.
1:03.3	You know what that means?
1:05.3	Didn't sell it.
1:07.8	But YouTube is where everyone.
1:09.4	I just wanted to, I just wanted people to know that they you know
1:11.9	they don't have to buy anything to see it you know they just head on over to all things
1:15.6	comedies YouTube page bingo Gavin Matt's progression it is free yeah and which means I
1:22.7	made no money well so but isn't it like you you got to spend money to make money, they say. Yeah, exactly. Sure. That's what they've been telling us.
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