Good morning everybody and welcome. And welcome to the

good morning everybody and welcome

to the highlight of human civilization.

I mean, not counting the debate last night.

And if you'd like to take your experience up to levels

that nobody can even understand with their tiny,

shiny human brains, all you need for that would be a cup or a mugger

glass. A tanker shells or stein, a kintin, sugar flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your

favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure at the

opening the end of the day a thing that makes everything better it's called the

simultaneous sip and it happens now go Well, there's yet another coffee study. It says it's full of vitamins and antioxidants and they studied 400,000 people and they found

that if you drink coffee for 13 to 14 years, you have a substantially lower risk of death.

And so, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going for immortality.

If a little bit of coffee can make you live longer,

a lot of coffee can make you immortal. That's just

common sense. So please join me in immortality if you like coffee. Well today's September 11th and we will remember the tragedy and the victims and the heroes etc.

But it makes me think that there's some kind of a limit to how many days that can be special.

There are 365 days, typically.

And now we have September 11th is special,

and January 6th is special,

and of course, December 7th is a day of infamy.

And December 25th is

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