We'll keep an eye on that, but in the meantime, whoa, what a show, what a show we have for you.

You're going to be so happy.

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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the Highlight of Human Civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time.

But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand

with their tiny, shiny human brains.

All you need is a cup or mugger or glass, a tankard cellous or stine, a canteen

juger flask of a inkine, fill it with your favorite liquid. I do like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled little pleasure, the dopamine the other day, the thing

that makes everything better, it's called the simultaneous, sip sip and it happens now go

Well, the first story of the day is that according to studies, moderate amounts of caffeine

can improve your cognitive function, specifically areas like memory, attention, and problem solving. What does all that mean?

Modern, I'm not connecting these, like moderate amounts of caffeine, something about cognitive function.

I don't really understand any of that.

Oh wait, now I understand it. Oh my God, I didn't think it would work that quickly.

Is there anything coffee can't do?

No.

Well, if you're watching the Dilbert Reborn comic strip you'd have to be a

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