Yeah, I'm early, I'm early. I'm early. I'll tell you about that in a minute.

Well, we don't know how many people are going to join us in this new earlier shorter version of the show. But 11 of us so far. You're the

ones I call the high achievers.

Get in here, will you?

Let's figure out how this day's going to go.

We're going to have some fun.

All right, I've got a little scheduling overlap today, so I'm doing the show earlier and shorter,

but I didn't want to mess out. I didn't want you to wake up and say,

where's my simultaneous sip, which for many of you might be recorded.

But I hope you figure it out and come here and make it all work.

Because I take some responsibility for having developed a simultaneous sip habit in you, I feel like I have to deliver every single day.

So here I am.

And if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand.

Well, all you need for that is a copper mugger glass, a tankard shell, a chil, a canteen jug of glass, a tankard shell, a canteen jug of flask if that's of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine during the day.

The thing makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now. Go.

Oh, when I say I needed that, oh my goodness.

Well, I've got the swaddling blanket of comfort on me today because it seems to me that the

country is in a weird mental state and what you need is well me you need me, you need to snap you out of this bad mental state.

It looks like there's doom coming from every direction and the elections look if he.

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