Episode #2573: Playing Coy With Drunk Tim

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2018

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Andrew gets a surprise massage from a drunk guy and finds it oddly enjoyable. Meanwhile, Luke is shocked by the candor of Seattle Hometown Music Hero Quincy Jones.

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0:00.0	What are you going out by the way you have plans? Oh, no, no, not really. I'm gonna stay in tonight. Yeah
0:05.8	Yeah, I'm gonna hang out and I get it out some stuff to do around you. Saturday night, don't you? Isn't there a what about?
0:11.0	I mean, I have plans. I just you know, they're not that complicated
0:15.0	There's some plans though that I do have dad look what?
0:17.9	You know, I'm gonna take a shower and I'm gonna clean up and I'm gonna
0:20.8	You know lie down on my bed and just feel clean. I don't think this is healthy, Ben
0:25.8	I think that there's something missing here at Saturday night. I'm gonna shave my body bare
0:30.5	That's what I'm gonna do. Don't shave yourself again, Ben. You're gonna shave dad. I got it. The hair's dirty
0:36.7	hair is dirty. I
0:38.7	Want you to get counseling, Ben?
0:41.2	TBM
0:47.1	Guess what day it is guess what day it is. It's Friday
0:52.8	Friday gotta get down on Friday everybody's looking forward to the weekend
0:58.4	What'd you say? I didn't say anything. Yeah, totally. No, I hear that. I was in a band back in the day
1:03.6	Oh, yeah, what what what what was the man? The band was back in the day
1:07.8	I was in a band back in the day the name of the band was back in the day. This is the real thing
1:12.2	This is the necessary off of our time
1:14.7	This needs respect. Come on in guys, but guess I'm having cock squarches
1:22.5	Did you hear that Rudy?
1:24.7	Cock squarches. Hey, you gotta wake up
1:27.8	Because it is time for a Friday morning edition of TBM
1:33.0	The show that just might be too beautiful to live
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