Episode #2572: Turning In My Everything Card

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2018

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Luke discovers an online windfall, which has Cranky Yandy wishing he had "Fireworks" money. Plus, one of the longer discussions of Printer Formatting you're likely to hear this week on a moderately popular podcast.

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0:00.0	When we tear all the wood out, we want to get rid of anything that seems natural, authentic.
0:05.7	Get rid of the espresso machine, get rid of that, that all goes.
0:08.4	Anything rustic is gone, anything authentic, anything organic, anything permanent.
0:12.2	Also this is a vape store.
0:13.4	Yeah, so we want a carpeting that's going to absorb, and I don't mean mask, but literally
0:18.3	just absorb the odor so that when people come in here, they're just overwhelmed.
0:22.1	Okay, you want it to be pungent.
0:23.5	John does.
0:24.5	Sickly vomited.
0:25.5	He's just vile.
0:26.5	You want it to smell like old bubble gum.
0:28.3	Yeah, have you ever huffed an airwick?
0:29.8	The lighting is too warm in here.
0:30.8	Yeah.
0:31.8	This is too, I'm feeling too good about this.
0:32.9	You know, I want to see my own zits.
0:34.4	Like old, old thrish store, or something, maybe.
0:36.7	No, I'm bad.
0:37.7	That's even too descriptive.
0:38.7	That's too kitschy.
0:39.7	It should just be like part of an airport that you ignore.
0:42.1	Think of hanging out inside a vending machine.
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