I don't think it's over stating anything to say that I was the first female to bring notoriety

to our field. As many of the moose, the Vernon Community College baseball teams mascot,

I once held the splits for the entire length of an extra-inning baseball game in spite of excruciating

pain and a severe severing of my doctor-longest muscle that eventually required four hours of

surgery and added two and a half inches to my left leg, forcing me to retire.

I wrote a tale documenting that journey, a moosing grace, a mascot's journey to God and success in

real estate. In the next hour, we will present information that's both shocking and enlightening.

This need you have to be the smartest guy on the room is off-putting. You should be off-putting.

It's your fat. You shouldn't eat anymore pudding. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't so much about what it is all

together. It's more about the modulation and what it is once it starts. It's a little bit of a

groove. Can you say a apple? Can you say banana? You say something to someone enough times and

eventually he internalizes it. The system works. Wow, it's time to do this. Again, already?

Well, here we go. Welcome everybody to a early Monday edition of TBTL. The show that just might be

too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

Sulfan at Life for Sharks. Coming to you today from the studios of Walsh Walsh and Dormat in the

Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle, Washington, and weighing in at 184 pounds. Never do anything out of hunger.

Not even eat. Last night I was at this benefit event for somebody and one of the ways they were

raising money was they added a special menu item at this music venue where we were doing the thing.

And it was a shrimp poboi. First things first, I feel like such a poser when I try to say poboi.

Can there be, for those of us that didn't grow up in Nollins, can we call it a poor boy? Do I have

to call it a poboi? I feel like I'm trying too hard with that. But anyway, it was all the money raised

with these delicious shrimp poor boys was going directly to this person who's been through some

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