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🗓️ 27 June 2022
⏱️ 105 minutes
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Of all the universes in all the multiverses, THIS is the one you chose to portal us to?! The one with a brand new YKS dropping, and it’s about a bunch of crazy Kickstarters and stuff!? You better know what you’re doing, because if we don’t retrieve the Cube of Crowdfundium by the time Brendle’s Song plays…well, let’s just say you better hold on to your board games, buster! On today’s show, ah yes, it says right here in the scrolls, there was a really weird thing about car keys, a psycho copsucker app, oh my, and yes, this is the exact date they discussed the guy gluing a lighter to his cell phone! It’s just as was foretold…now hurry, back to The Webby. We might just have enough hyperfuel to bounce to the next cryptoworld…
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.
After an episode like this, they should really consider not doing any more of the show. And yet! The Adventures of YKS continue over at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where a nominal fee can secure you 5 bonus episodes, including weekly video, per month! W@W! L@@K!
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0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters |
0:08.0 | Hope this decent stuff is up to you, man |
0:11.0 | Cause I'll make a decent stick in my body to be the face |
0:15.0 | I'm knocking JL, I'm going mad |
0:18.0 | I still keep drinking that garbage, I still keep drinking it up |
0:26.0 | Cause I love it, and I need it, and this is your kick-starters |
0:32.0 | Looks... |
0:34.0 | The podcast |
0:38.0 | Hey guys, I was just returning some shorts to target and my wife had bought |
0:44.0 | And on my way to the store, I thought, oh, they asked what's wrong with her while you're returning it |
0:48.0 | I would say they didn't fit as a joke because they obviously wouldn't fit me there |
0:53.0 | They're much smaller than me |
0:56.0 | But then when I went in and returned it, then they didn't ask that at all |
0:59.0 | So I just had this stupid joke in my head for no reason |
1:03.0 | So I'll call him to ask, one, do you think that would have hit? |
1:07.0 | And two, just curious whether you guys also compulsively think of stupid jokes |
1:14.0 | To tell other people when you're not recording the show |
1:17.0 | Thanks, bye |
1:21.0 | Hey everybody, what's going to like his premium? |
1:24.0 | I see Mike over there, that must mean it's time to record a show |
1:27.0 | It's not premium, you dumb son of a bitch |
1:30.0 | What are you doing? Are you okay? |
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