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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 256: Crazy Lemon

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2022

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Dan's Bong had a Facebook page.


Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.


For even more coverage of Dan's Bong Adventures, head on over to YKS Premium. That's basically what we're doing over there now, yeah.


Today's episode of YKS Premium is sponsored by these fine brands.


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Doctor Butlers - Hemorrhoids. It's one of those things you think, "Ok, there's no way somebody likes having this, right?" And of course you'd be wrong, cause it takes all kinds you know, but the spirit of what you're saying is true. It isn't, generally speaking, fun to have a bunch of ass pain. And Doctor Butler's gets that, which is why they have pretty much the best selling and reviewed butt cream out there. Go read the reviews for yourself, from a lot of people whose asses are better off for it. And now, you can save yourself 20% at DoctorButlers.com with the code YKS.


BetterHelp - Folks, having feelings in your brain is normal. But sometimes, just like with the ol' sock drawer, you gotta get in there and root around for a while to see if everything is still good. Toss the stuff out you ain't usin' anymore, match a few things up, organize. That's right, you didn't think I had anything for sock drawer = brain, but I did. And that success is probably, at least in part, due to therapy! Try it out for yourself and you'll be making good metaphors in no time. Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/YKS


Athletic Greens - Oh, I love my greens! But sometimes, they're just not very quaffable. That's where Athletic Greens, and it's seemingly innumerable amount of vitamins and adaptogens comes in. "Quaff This," it should say, somewhere on the can, but doesn't. That's ok. I'll keep quaffing this stuff. Join me, won't you? They'll even throw in 5 free travel packs and a year's supply of one of my favorite vitamins, D, at AthleticGreens.com/yks.


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Transcript

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0:00.9

Jesse, we're living through an exciting time.

0:03.0

Did you know that?

0:04.6

Did you know that we are?

0:06.0

Are you excited about the time that we're living in?

0:08.4

Yeah, I'm, I'll tell you another word for excited.

0:12.1

I'm excited.

0:15.0

We come up and play, hang on, hang on.

0:16.9

Come on another word for excited.

0:20.1

JF, I'm, I don't know.

0:23.1

This is left, I left Mike the source at home.

0:26.3

You're at home.

0:27.4

Look, I'm excited to share schedule 35

0:29.9

with everyone, JF, a startup in the psychedelic space

0:32.8

aimed at providing quality and easy to understand products

0:35.7

for those interested in the benefits of microdosing.

0:38.4

Schedule 35 provides shut up.

0:39.9

Schedule 35 provides a reliable service

0:43.0

with high quality ingredients delivered discreetly

0:45.6

to your doorstep.

0:47.1

Okay, but what kind of ingredients are we talking about here?

0:49.5

Are we talking about magical mushrooms?

0:52.7

Yeah, just magic mushrooms.

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