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🗓️ 4 July 2022
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Don’t miss this episode! Your old friends Mike and JF are back and they’re even wackier than ever before, due to probably a bunch of chemicals in our air and water and blood I’m guessing. On today’s show we got some evidence as to what happens when you ironically appreciate some evil stuff a little bit too much, when you unironically appreciate some other evil stuff way too much, and when you just straight up hate one single guy, who may or may not be evil, for unknown reasons. Believe it or not, every single time, it’s a Kickstarter project. Anyway, strap in and start hootin, cause it’s time for a wet and wild episode of YkS: ThE PoDcAsT!
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0:00.0 | JF gone are the days of meeting your drug dealer at a Burger King parking lot and getting |
0:05.0 | your drugs and a Burger King bag along with his, along with his burger wrapper and fry container. |
0:12.1 | Gone are those days. |
0:14.2 | It's no, you no longer have to do that. |
0:17.6 | That's so great. |
0:18.6 | Is that because finally our friends at Schedule 35.co have figured out a way to get magic |
0:23.5 | mushrooms delivered right to your doorstep? |
0:25.6 | No, it's because we meet at a different place now. |
0:28.4 | It's a different fast food restaurant. |
0:33.6 | You may already know how much olive shrooms you have. |
0:35.6 | The magical kind, and I take a handful of them in a jambaminoid mouth. |
0:41.6 | What do you mean? |
0:42.6 | Is it like the actual mushroom parts of it, like the stem of the mushroom and the top |
0:46.8 | part out? |
0:47.8 | Yeah. |
0:48.8 | Is that like really two-year-old? |
0:50.4 | What is it? |
0:51.4 | Yeah, they chew and they taste bad. |
0:53.6 | And sometimes you'll get like the little white hairs on it, which is like the filler |
0:59.6 | that they use for the container or whatever. |
1:01.5 | But you don't have to deal with that crap anymore, J.F., it's 2022, I think. |
1:06.2 | Yeah. |
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