Episode #2557: Here Comes Ol’ Fancy Pockets!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2018

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The science is in, and it's not good news for people who stifle their sneezes. People like Andrew. He and Luke also discuss the best thing to do when you don't have cash for a tip, and they try to help listeners Emily and James deal with an awkward situation with their neighbor.

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0:00.0	You know, everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate.
0:03.4	You choose things that are funny, or mildly amusing, or interesting.
0:08.9	You're a miracle. Your stories have none of that.
0:12.5	They're not even amusing accidentally.
0:15.9	It's like going on a date with a chatty, Kathy doll.
0:19.7	I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back.
0:24.1	Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back, you would.
0:26.3	And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea.
0:32.6	Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener.
0:36.6	T-B-T-L.
0:42.0	I just feel like I'm excited, and I feel relaxed, and I'm ready to party.
0:52.5	I'm going to go down to the river.
0:59.8	That must be where you, huh?
1:01.5	Kimmel's now the new King of Late Night, and you're still doing a podcast.
1:04.6	This is a single, most evil thing I have ever experienced, and I've seen a lot.
1:09.1	If we wanted to, we could have our own business.
1:12.3	No, I agree. If we really wanted to, we could.
1:14.8	It's just that, do we want to do that?
1:16.3	Do we want to have a website and a blog and be like, this is what we did today?
1:20.4	No. Too much work. Yeah. And too expensive.
1:27.4	All right, Rudy, wherever you are, are you ready for this?
1:32.7	A Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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