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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2556: A Buzz From The Burb

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2018

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew are getting pretty stressed out about the upcoming 24-hour marathon and anniversary show. They get some tips from a listener who's lived through something similar, and they finally settle on what to call the dang thing. Sort of. AND, they announce a listener-meetup on Saturday!

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0:00.0

Captain, Kevin's ready and doors are closed.

0:03.0

All right, gentlemen. It's time to get high.

0:06.0

And also fly this old bird.

0:08.0

Just a little captain's joke. I never get high when I'm flying.

0:10.0

Unless I miss time the edible.

0:12.0

Another captain's joke.

0:14.0

You really think that's a good use of everyone's time?

0:17.0

If I can't have some fun with my passengers, why am I here?

0:20.0

To fly the plane. Go do that.

0:22.0

T-B-T-L!

0:27.0

Oh, good. Here we all are.

0:29.0

Together again.

0:31.0

Can I throw something on you? See if it feels good?

0:33.0

Sure.

0:34.0

Okay, this is what I would do. I would start with a joke.

0:35.0

Joke.

0:36.0

Vince Vaughn quote.

0:37.0

Obviously.

0:38.0

Swingers or crashers?

0:40.0

Fred Claus.

0:41.0

What are you doing now?

0:42.0

I'm trying to get some butter.

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