Episode #2552: Countdown To Cheesetown

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2018

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew report the news of the day, including the fate of an 8-pound dog that was kidnapped by an eagle and a gym that's banning political news from its TV monitors. Plus, James Franco's questionable relationship with Tommy Wiseau and how a quest for cheap milk helped Luke's parents convert a man to Christianity.

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0:00.0	So, anything new around these parts, Daddy?
0:05.0	William Kerner bought him a new hog, and he's got the biggest set of nuggets you ever seen in your life.
0:10.0	Bicking that old ribbon down a stark way?
0:12.0	So I bleed so.
0:13.0	Really?
0:14.0	I thought maybe later on we'd go all over and let you take a look at it.
0:18.0	Okay.
0:19.0	Would you like to see him too, Nick?
0:20.0	Hogballs?
0:21.0	Yeah.
0:22.0	No, thanks.
0:23.0	I haven't let they save me for one day.
0:25.0	T-B-T-L!
0:33.0	I like not having fun.
0:35.0	I like your idea of fun, Daddy.
0:37.0	Our idea of fun.
0:39.0	I like not having that.
0:40.0	Don't bully me.
0:41.0	All right, I can't take it.
0:43.0	I was cyberbullied within an inch of my life last night.
0:46.0	As I love to think about this, it's a puzzle.
0:50.0	And each of every one of us is an integral piece.
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