I know it seems crazy, but Tracy and I are totally, totally in love, in love?

Yeah, it's serious. She inspires me in ways that Linda never has. She even wants to read my novel.

But you haven't written your novel.

That's the whole point!

T-B-T-L!

Guys, I'm calling you from a karaoke bar bathroom. Somebody just put on Bohemian Rhapsody. Save me, please!

I have a beta sequence I've been working on. Would you like to see it?

That's our second Arby's in town. Some say it's better, the fries are curlier.

Though I wouldn't know it, I'm loyal to the original.

We have all the facts on this, we need. We don't need any more facts. In the land of truth, my friend.

The man with one fact is the king.

Hey, look here, why don't we eat us a few thousand bears and you tell me what's buzzing in the big bad city?

Hey, Root Dog, you ready? You don't look ready.

Alright, well, here we go, one way or the other. It's a Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Now we're going to look at a place where hipster culture and world events collide.

It's known as an imaginary radio program, I'm known as your host, Luke Burbank.

I bear no blood relation to the screenwriter of speed, but I am currently on it,

weighing in at 187 pounds.

I'm a pinya!

Just staying the course, staying the course and also trying to figure out how I can drop four LBs before Saturday,

January 20th, excuse me, when we will be celebrating the 10th anniversary.

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