Episode #2528: Horses Are The Poor Man’s Rocketship

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2017

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss examples of "The Mandela Effect", where many people all seem to remember cultural events incorrectly, which leads to a conversation about why the Berenstain Bears used to wig Luke out. Plus, Andrew stumbles on a family mystery regarding his old skateboard, and Wendy's (the fast food chain) experiments with film criticism.

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0:00.0	Dairy gas prices whoa sick and twisted just how we like it organic dog food
0:11.5	is it legal to be this insane just so I got to hang out with this weekend
0:17.1	you have an idea my family
0:21.2	Bruce Chandlings excuse me America do you mind fast food here we go
0:29.6	psycho screwy and totally unbalanced
0:33.4	Chandling turns the stand-up stage into a mental institution laser pointers
0:39.0	you know I'd like to do I like to take my laser car and drive it off of a laser clip
0:46.0	nothing's off limits to Bruce Chandling right here on ABC NBC and six flags magic mountain.com
0:59.3	it's a rarely used device in comedy but it has its place right it's a different style
1:10.4	all comedy we're doing it man this is it we're riding the thick of the action whoa watch out
1:16.4	says that bird it what's got a snake oh it's chasing a jackal oh my gosh when you get there this
1:22.0	is what you'll see on the screen and there's a little arrow over there you press it and
1:29.5	congratulations you're listening to a protest
1:39.6	congratulations Rudy you're overhearing well at least half of a podcast you ready to do this but
1:46.8	all right folks here we go time to get started with a Thursday afternoon edition of TBT
1:52.1	all this right here this is the show that just might be too beautiful to live
1:58.0	my name is Luke Burbank I'm your host hello everyone coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast
2:03.6	Center perched top Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington the Bay City Wing in it one
2:09.8	hundred and ninety six pounds I'm in it to win it that's right still targeting
2:19.9	one hundred and ninety four pounds by next week and then eventually getting down to my original
2:25.5	TBT all weight of one hundred and eighty three we are trending in the right direction really I'm
2:30.6	trying to build my beef castle trying to build our beef castle we do have the pod dog here I say I say
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