Episode #2527: North Of Chrome River, South Of Firmware

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss some Skyjinx (woo!) after an airplane with broken toilets had to make an emergency landing in Montana. Luke wonders if the passengers could have just toughed it out. They also talk about expense reports, firmware updates, and cities that begin with the letter A.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Dr. Steve Brueh with Wouldn't That Be Cool?
0:04.0	In 1971 Bill Great's invented Michael Soft.
0:07.0	Wouldn't it be cool if I could remember my dingus password for my email?
0:12.0	That would be cool!
0:13.0	T-B-T-L!
0:19.0	In the next hour, we will present information that's both shocking and enlightening.
0:23.0	Daddy's here, and Daddy is going to take care of you.
0:26.0	Please don't refer to yourself as our daddy.
0:28.0	I am your big daddy, and I am going to kiss the boo-boo.
0:34.0	Are you all afraid?
0:36.0	No.
0:37.0	Daddy's here for you, my little angels!
0:40.0	Sometimes a little comic relief is the best way to deliver a serious message.
0:44.0	I think people should listen to T-B-T-L because it will make them funnier even if it's in their own head.
0:49.0	And this? This is your mister plan!
0:53.0	Oh no, no.
0:54.0	Now this is a whole other awesome thing.
0:56.0	This is just a goof.
0:57.0	Why don't we go get a beer?
0:58.0	I'll give you some advice, and we're going to have what the kids are calling a sausage fest.
1:02.0	This will be blown way out of proportion.
1:05.0	You have my word on it!
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