Episode #2495: Are You Ready For Some Swimming?!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2017

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to try a dental experiment on himself. Plus, airplane stalking goes viral, and we get some dazzling details about those giant American flags that the NFL uses during games. And this week's No Point Conversion has Luke feeling good about the Seahawks and Andrew feeling very, very, very bad about the Cleveland Browns.

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0:00.0	Welcome to our newest debater, Tina.
0:02.7	Thanks, Mr. DeSanto.
0:04.0	You know most of these jokers, Larry's our policy ace,
0:06.7	Zach's our research machine, and Todd's in ninja with sarcasm.
0:10.2	Sarcasm, huh? Any good?
0:11.8	No, I'm terrible.
0:13.2	Oh, that's too bad.
0:14.1	Oh, I was doing it!
0:15.6	T-B-T-L!
0:21.6	What will your first sequence of the day be?
0:23.9	Do we have any new sequences?
0:25.7	I have a beta sequence I've been working on.
0:28.0	Would you like to see it?
0:29.0	They had been posting their stuff out on the internet,
0:31.7	and apparently they'd been met with virtually nothing but ridicule.
0:35.8	Hey, Paul, I'm Tina, your latest answer.
0:38.2	I can't wait to entertain you.
0:39.5	Now, Tina, I can get into it.
0:41.0	I'm sorry, who are you?
0:42.6	I was asking myself that same question,
0:45.5	and I did not like the answer.
0:47.1	I should not have brought up baseball.
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