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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2491: This Is Not A Cow-Wrangling Situation

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2017

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Luke and his boat survive day one of "The Big Dark" at Burbank Springs, despite all of Luke's efforts to electrocute himself. Also, when a cow gets loose in Brooklyn, it tests the local media's ability to stay with the story. And Andrew is struggling not to let another petty grievance ruin his Trucktober.

Transcript

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0:00.0

There is something about the soul of a cat.

0:03.0

There is something intrinsically secretive about a cat,

0:07.0

almost touching on the borderline of being seductive.

0:10.0

Just like 16-year-old boys that try to go find dates.

0:13.0

And that's what he's thinking about.

0:16.0

Love's to be held.

0:18.0

You know, sometimes I say about to people,

0:20.0

you know, there's a stare about this cat.

0:22.0

Glassy stare. A lot of people get scared by that look.

0:25.0

I love the way they look.

0:27.0

They're very affectionate, and they're smaller than horses.

0:31.0

The cat, when I lie down with it,

0:35.0

I kind of have that fantasy when I lie down with a tiger or the lion.

0:40.0

But for somebody else, it may be another thing.

0:44.0

T-B-T-L!

0:50.0

Love it or hate it, it appears to be another irreversible step.

0:54.0

Along mankind's journey toward God only knows what.

0:58.0

Some people call it catfishing.

1:01.0

Some call it to catch a predatory.

1:04.0

In Jesus' day, it was called pulling a Judas.

1:08.0

Wait, what? So what was the exact question?

1:10.0

I don't worry about it. I'll move on. It's all fine.

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