Have you ever had a dream that you had, you could do what you want, you could do something, you want him to do so much, you could do anything?

T-B-T-L!

While more bodily functions in the news this morning, the next time you pass gas, make sure no police are around.

Hey guys, you ready to let the dogs out?

What?

Do what?

Let the dogs out, you know who let the dogs out?

So I was like, of course, dogs are mammals, right?

Yeah, dogs are mammals, they're humans, or no, they're not humans, they're part of the animal kingdom.

But dogs can't talk.

If you want to pick a fight with your body's sexual chi, it's just going to drive it inwards.

And that invites disease and death.

For one thing, I have no shame before another mortal.

All my shame is between myself and Christ.

I never dropped my ocean under the Himalaya.

Let's get one thing straight, I'm the funny guy around.

Ready to do this, your dog?

I'm the guy with a miniature can of diet coke around here.

Holding one of those like, I don't talk about they got these mini cans now which make...

make me feel like a giant on a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show,

that just might be too beautiful to live.

Typical of entertainment, which most critics have radio deplore, but the public enjoys.

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