Episode 249: Thank God I'm Atheist

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2015

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

NASA refutes Christian claims that the blood moon on September 28 will cause end of world Fashion police: Alabama town to ban saggy pants and too-short shorts after councilman ‘prayed about this’ Church of Bacon sees rush of new members after free wedding offer Topless protesters disrupt Muslim conference on women Ken Ham: If Evolution Says Humans Are Animals, Why Bother Worrying About Climate Change? Liberty U pastor tells Bernie Sanders that cops shoot unarmed black people because of sin — not racism

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0:00.0	Speedvise that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:10.7	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:30.0	Recording live-ish, half of us from Glorious Studios in Chicago, this is cognitive dissonance.
0:42.1	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism
0:47.2	and irreverence.
0:48.2	To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.
0:53.4	It's skeptical.
0:54.8	It's other stuff.
0:56.0	We've got Dan and Frank.
0:57.0	Thank God I'm an atheist.
1:01.1	Did you just fuck up your own intro?
1:03.1	Deviation.
1:04.1	That's the kind of ad lib.
1:06.1	Wow.
1:07.1	Amazing.
1:08.1	Frank, write that down.
1:09.1	We need to remember that for our show.
1:11.1	Two words, Motherfucker, is consummate for a fashion show.
1:16.1	That's a good idea.
1:20.1	So, Dan and Frank, thank God I'm an atheist.
1:22.1	Thank you for being on our program.
1:25.1	Well, thank you for having us.
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