Episode 248: Who Throws Out the First Cow?

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2015

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Texas lawyer exposes religious hiring test for peace officers: County only wanted Baptist constables Huckabee Aide Physically Blocked Cruz From Getting Into Kim Davis Money Shot Staver: Requiring Kim Davis To Do Her Job Is Like Forcing Her 'To Grant A License To Sodomize Children' Jonathan Cahn: Kim Davis, Gay Rights And Two Cows Prove God's Wrath Is Imminent Florida gun maker thinks ‘Crusader’ gun will act as ‘Muslim terrorist’ kryptonite Palin eyeing energy secretary in potential Trump administration

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:07.0	It's Dr. Stasel, the children'scribable for polychromative logcast.
0:11.0	You were asking the question, the Plurial question.
0:14.0	How many licks does it take to get some center of an eight-year-old?
0:17.0	Only one if you're really included in answering the first rate.
0:24.0	Okay, shout.
0:25.0	The Plurial, I guess.
0:29.0	How it feel was?
0:30.0	This is Buzz calling from the Progressive Oasis that is Austin Texas.
0:36.0	Dallas sucks, and Houston sucks worst in Dallas.
0:40.0	Everybody knows that.
0:41.0	You know what else everybody knows?
0:43.0	If you are lucky enough to find your ass in Texas, you get yourself some barbecue.
0:49.0	And don't worry about where you go for a Texas and got no bad barbecue.
0:53.0	If you're smart, you will go for the brisket.
0:56.0	Gloria Holmettaparkers.
0:58.0	Oh, I was just listening to you guys talk about how awful Houston is and how it's Texas is Indiana but not so bad.
1:07.0	And I thought, oh my god, where there can touch it.
1:13.0	But then I guess I always knew that was the case.
1:16.0	Gloria Holmettaparkers.
1:18.0	Hey, Tom and Cecil, this is Jason from Texas from the Dallas War Theory originally.
1:23.0	What's going on Austin?
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