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Hey Tom, he says she, so this is much from Wisconsin.

And just wasn't the last show, I want to know what team does that number seven call play for?

Because I'm looking at my fantasy smiegal ball league.

And I need a ring bear for my team and I wanted to know if a number seven call play for that team or not.

Also I just see the Republican debate.

I was wondering if the guy who makes the AR-50s with the Christian crap on it,

if there was one that he does with all Satanish shit, because after I see the debate,

I want to keep my guns out of the hands of Christians.

John 316 says for God's so love the world that he gave his only begotten son,

that whosoever believes in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life.

In other words, kiss my ass or fuck you, go to hell.

But I love you.

Glory to God.

Hey guys, this is Jeff Alapod, just call him and tell you that please never ever ever stop talking about Sarah Paley.

She is perfect. Nothing she says could possibly be more wrong.

I love when she said she wanted to be the energy secretary because she wanted to be able to drill in states.

It's fantastic. The current energy secretary in a nuclear fucking physicist.

The Department of Energy oversees the country's nuclear weapons and if nothing you do is drilling that fit a proper of the interior.

Literally nothing she says could possibly be more wrong.

Oh my god, I've been listening since like the last election you guys that I am so looking forward to you covering all the Republicans in the crazy shit they say.

Please don't stop.

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