I love my job. Oh my god. I want to do it forever, especially because this is a kind of job that I've gotten better at every hour

And it's also the kind of job that you need to be fast on your feet. You need to be quick and you need to sort of

I don't even know what the word is

So look, why don't you download my blog free of course we do

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You see, yeah, you know, it's it's a little bit beyond your comprehension at this moment

But there's something great about that person. It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care

You know what I care about artistry and you and my kids and polar bear couches

You're a messy little person ain't you look man? You know your stuff, but you're like a crazy volcano

You know you have to show me you can bring it down a notch. I'll bring it down a thousand notches if I have to

You ready ready? All right, let's do this everybody say Wednesday afternoon edition of DBTL

I just learned something

that I have exactly enough time at least during that

introductory taped segment

to run down the hall

and pour myself a last second cup of coffee and

Then run back down the hall with it and get here in time for the start of the show

I just need a remote controller

Stir in the Splenda anyway. I'll work on that in a minute. Hi everybody. My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host

Welcome to the program. Dolphin it for Sharks now

This of course is the show that just might be too beautiful to live coming to you from Burbank Springs broadcast center

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