Episode #2486: Herkimer, The Kissing Bandit

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2017

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew add up all the hours and minutes they've spent waiting for various beats to drop and wonder what they've done with their lives. Plus, the newest Jeopary! star might be getting under Alex Trebek's skin. And Andrew tests Luke's Jeopardy! acumen.

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0:00.0	I'm glad to finally see your place. I'm hope I'm not disturbing you.
0:04.0	Oh, no, no. I'm just trying to come up with a new Wi-Fi network name.
0:09.0	It's pretty intimidating because you're just so good.
0:13.0	Oh, muffins or tasty?
0:15.0	No, no. I liked when it was Madame Overies.
0:18.0	You know, I like that too, but it's like, you know, new roommate and new Wi-Fi network.
0:21.0	So, it's disappointing to let it go.
0:24.0	Uh, it's funny. It's, uh, it's not like a regular Ha-Ha sitcom.
0:33.0	There's no laugh track. There's no audience. Very stylized.
0:36.0	It's got a bunch of guys in a scumband in Seattle.
0:39.0	It's not great. It's fantastic. You totally undersold it.
0:43.0	The pageantry, the costumes. Wow.
0:46.0	Oh, my God. That is still good meat on that fish kit.
0:51.0	Am I lying?
0:53.0	I get it. You're joking. See? I'm cool. I get jokes.
0:58.0	That is something everyone cannot like together.
1:01.0	And let this be a lesson to you. Kids never learn.
1:11.0	Are you ready, Rudolph?
1:12.0	All right, let's do this, everybody.
1:14.0	Hi, welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL,
1:19.0	the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:23.0	My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.
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