Episode #2483: Schrödinger's Browns
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 October 2017
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Luke, back from his star-studded visit to Portland, is dropping names like Kenny Britt drops footballs. He and Andrew discuss a new Wu-Tang mystery, proper mic-handling skills, and why Steve Earl had to tell Luke to stop touching him.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the breakdown. I'm Chuck Pierce and I'm Portia Scott Griffith and on our panel today |
| 0:05.1 | We have Obama denier an author of the book. Well, I never met him Alan Jarvis |
| 0:10.4 | Transracial fracking misunderstander Sally Rosenberg |
| 0:13.5 | Wicken Priestess and director of the documentary. I hate the troops. Emani Fokolo |
| 0:19.2 | Ken Simpson a Kentucky dog groomer who used a religious liberty law to refuse service to a gay dog and Rex a gay dog |
| 0:28.4 | Welcome to the program |
| 0:35.2 | Hey, welcome back to personal space. I'm your host Philip Jacobs and let me tell you I care about my personal space |
| 0:42.8 | Now why don't we step up here and everybody get stepped up and let's get some stepped up personal space up in this place |
| 0:49.9 | Don't bully me. All right. I can't take it. I was cyber bullied within an inch of my life last night |
| 0:56.0 | Let's face it. Some people have a way with words other people |
| 1:01.9 | Not have a way |
| 1:05.1 | Usually I don't think my brothers that much funny, but I gotta give him some credit for that. Well, that's a pretty good spoof |
| 1:09.9 | WWW dot this and WWW dot that let's WWW dot explain |
| 1:15.6 | How |
| 1:23.6 | How did we manage to book the gay dog? I mean that is a get |
| 1:28.9 | If ever or maybe more of a a fetch |
| 1:35.0 | Wow, off to a hot start everybody on this Thursday afternoon edition of tbtl the show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:43.4 | Excuse me, America. Do you mind? My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center |
| 1:51.3 | First stop Albaem Hill in Bellingham, Washington the Bay City |
| 1:54.6 | You're more beautiful in Cinderella |
| 1:57.3 | You smell like pine needles and you have a face like sunshine. I'm really trying to do some more positive affirmation |
| 2:05.1 | I have to do all these interviews for the other show that I have |
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