Zerts are what I call desserts tray trays or entrees. I call sandwiches, sammies, sanduzzles, or Adam Sandlers air conditioners are cool blasters with a Z

I don't know where that came from. I call cakes big old cookies. I call noodles long-ass rice fried chicken is fried fried

Chicky-chicky chicken palm is chick-a-chicky palm-brown chicken catch a Tory chick-a-catch

I call eggs pre-birds or future birds root beer is super water

Tortillas are bean blankies and I call forks, food rakes

You're here to make friends making friends is the name of this show

I expect to feel several bone tremors and be perceived by all around you could be a disgrace

Here's some advice I gave to the girls in my dance troupe that the dance tell you job tournament that advice was dance dance

Dance, I love jazz. Yes, name three key jazz musicians miles Davis number one. Yeah, Lance Armstrong the trumpet player Lance Armstrong. Yes, okay, and number three

The loneliest monk

You clearly are a jazz aficionator my apologies. Well, you get a gold star. Let's get started

All right, everybody welcome to a special early edition of a Wednesday episode of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live

Is it too early to fish damage?

Never on this program. Yes, this is the TBTL morning zoo today recording

In the wee small hours of 9 a.m. Which is

Sadly pretty early for us. By the way, my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I'm in it to win it

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center perched the top Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington the Bay City

Craning my neck here looking for the pod dog who is

Last I saw in the backyard somewhere. It's very dui

Now up here on Alabama Hill season is changing. So there's just a

nice coating of water in the grass every morning and what the pod dog has done is taken I'd say conservatively 15 to 20

Stuffed animals a.k.a her guys and

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