I know New York is a great city, but I do not miss that lifestyle at all.

I mean, it was just stress and blackberries and sleeping pills.

I used to drink a triple latte every morning just to wake up.

You know, you can really get trapped in that web of

beepers, zenest televisions, and walkmans, and diskmans, and floppy disks, and zip-drives.

These are disks answering machines and Nintendo powered love.

Wow, you know so much about technology.

Oh, I know this. This violates every Canon of respectable broadcast.

You come out. You say hello. You start the show. Here's the show.

Slow down when you're talking. Don't make it an interview. Talk to me like you're personal.

I'm really just observing, so just pretend I'm not here.

That's certainly what I'll be doing.

I'm going to make your work for your dollars. Say something with that great radio voice.

All right, folks. Here we go with a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

It's a kind of magic.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

I'm a professional. Look it up in the book.

Coming to you from the sunny and a little bit windy,

Alabama Hill neighborhood of Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

Of course, the signal emanating from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center.

Hallelujah. You got the pod dog here.

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