Episode #2479: The Burp King Of Valley City, Ohio

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2017

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew admit to some pretty shady behavior on airplanes. They also discuss a list of the top 71 famous graduates from Luke's college...and whether he made the cut. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend.

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0:00.0	Excuse me.
0:03.0	Are you happy with that park?
0:06.0	Yeah, it's wrong with that.
0:07.0	You're way outside the line.
0:08.0	You're taking up two spaces.
0:09.0	I'm like an inch over the line.
0:11.0	No, you're a foot over the line.
0:12.0	You're taking up two spaces.
0:13.0	And the next car is also going to be taking up two spaces.
0:16.0	Then you're going to leave.
0:17.0	And then that car is going to get blamed.
0:19.0	This is chaos. Society can't function like this.
0:22.0	What?
0:23.0	You have to be in the lines.
0:24.0	The way it's supposed to be.
0:25.0	Here's an idea. Why don't you mind your own business?
0:27.0	Well, I suppose that's an idea.
0:29.0	An idea.
0:30.0	Not a very good one, though.
0:31.0	Oh, no?
0:32.0	Just say, you know what?
0:33.0	I'll do better next time.
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