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Hey Cecil, hey Tom. It is totally unfair that a clerk who refuses to issue a marriage

license to a gay couple could lose her job. We can't infringe on religious liberty just

because it's inconvenient. But in my office, we have a fantastic guy working in tech support

who happens to be Amish. Now everybody loves him. We would hate to see him lose his job

over his religious beliefs. Now, sure, he hasn't fixed a damn thing in years. And last

week he didn't show up at all because his horse threw a shoe. He really only has an eighth

grade education. You know, come to think of it, but he's pretty damn useless around here.

Just eats donuts and widdles all day. No, I hope that asshole does lose his job. Fuck

be Amish. Hey guys, this is Tucker again. So let me get this straight. Pat Robertson

is upset about the fucking government funding abortions, which they don't do, but we'll ignore

that. And his recommendation since the stock market is going to implode any second now due

to this is to buy treasuries, which are one of the means by which the federal government

put himself. Does anybody else see a problem with this? Am I just fucking crazy here? I

don't know. Glory hole. Hey Tom and C-Slow, this is Jeremiah from No Religion Required. And

I really have to say I'm really disappointed on some of your coverage and how inaccurate

you guys are, particularly your knowledge of Scandinavian metal. So just so you know,

Sweden is not known, well, Sweden is known for its death metal, but it's Norway that is

known for its black metal. And there's a huge difference. And death metal does not sound

anything like what you guys were trying to do on your last podcast. You guys were like,

don't do it. No, it's more like, don't go down. And Norwegian black metal is more like,

don't go down. I just thought I could come in and clear some things up for you guys. But

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