Episode 248: From Karen to Brandon
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2022
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Summary
Oh my god…That’s what you’ll be saying when you hear this week’s episode of YKS, which is so full of awesome content I almost decided to rename it The Awesome Content Show. That’s right, I almost unilaterally made the decision to change the name of the show I do as a full time(ish) job from something identifiable, descriptive, and established (if a little mean) to “The Awesome Content Show”, an honorific perhaps only as blasé as it is inscrutable! Just playing. But keep in mind I could change the name of this show at any fuckin’ time I want. On today’s show, we’re talkin melty clocks, rich guys reinventing the bus, and the ethics of using a marinade on your chicken. Plus we spill the tea on what it’s like being live show superstars, after our recent standing ovation (maybe? Couldn’t bear to look straight ahead) at Zanies with the Doughboys. Download it now, you 8-digited Cro-magnonite!
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| 0:00.0 | Mike, you remember you came up to me the other day you said what are those pants you are wearing remember you said that |
| 0:06.6 | Yes, I remember when I said that JF and you told me Mike these pants are bird dogs pants. They have underwear inside of them |
| 0:15.7 | So you don't have to have a separate pair of underwear |
| 0:19.6 | I think that was the coolest thing. I said it a little bit more eloquently than that |
| 0:24.1 | And I said it with this powerful base I have right here in this register. I said Mike |
| 0:30.2 | The pages these have underwear included |
| 0:34.0 | That was I was also like six or seven inches taller than you when I said it to is actually kind of cool |
| 0:39.6 | Really impressive |
| 0:43.8 | Five-foot dog |
| 0:46.0 | Bird dogs have completely changed the game. Okay, you've heard of changing your pants |
| 0:49.8 | Well bird dogs is changing the game now. Okay, because there are shorts pants and joggers are made from the finest |
| 0:56.6 | High-quality material and come with built-in liners as Mike was alluding to a second ago that cradle your |
| 1:02.6 | Stove pipe for all day comfort. Okay. All right, and remember what I said the stove pipe thing too |
| 1:08.4 | That was good. Did you write that? I did. I thought that was good. Wags |
| 1:16.9 | Hey, hey seriously who the fuck likes being uncomfortable if you're not wearing bird dogs this summer |
| 1:22.6 | You probably poop with your pants on which actually I will add parenthetically |
| 1:25.6 | That's actually fine. That's actually not bad if you do it. That's actually cool to do that |
| 1:30.4 | A lot of our guys are doing that now a lot of our guys have started doing that in 20.2. So it's actually fine |
| 1:35.6 | It's timed upgrade to the shorts and pants of the future your balls are gonna. Thank you |
| 1:41.4 | Uh, couldn't a lot of ball thinking going on. Yeah, a lot of ball like a lot of these products |
| 1:47.4 | Have our balls |
| 1:49.4 | Our balls have just turned chatty on |
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