Episode 247: Urber Eats

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2022

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

Hoppy Easter, Everyone! Well, Easter, of course, was yesterday, and I’d love to tell you we did something special for the holiday, but honestly I don’t think either one of us knew it was coming up when we recorded it. So instead, I believe this episode will be our usual mix of whiny complaints about aging, nutting in a condom jokes, somebody farting, something you won’t hear because we had Dan cut it out at the last minute, and maybe 1 or 2 Kickstarters. There’s gonna be a couple ads on the regular episode, and none if you’re on the ad-free Patreon. Plus, we will make the world a better place due to our good deeds. Oh yeah and Mike sticks an easter egg up his ass.

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0:00.0	Why ain't you been outside lately, man?
0:02.4	Yeah, go out there just about every other day. Why?
0:05.9	Hey, oh every other day. All right, that's not
0:08.7	Well, look I'm trying to impress you. I don't go out
0:11.9	Okay, well look if you go out, so you remember the last time you went outside
0:15.5	You know it's getting pretty difficult to dress properly for the weather
0:19.0	I was just out running around the other day and
0:21.7	I actually got the point I had the jacket on and then I did the thing where I had to tie the jacket around my waist like I was in
0:27.4	Saved by Bell
0:28.5	so
0:29.5	It's tough. It's cold in the morning. It's hot in the afternoon. I don't know how I'm doing with it
0:33.8	I'm basically going nuts over here, but
0:37.1	That's Tennessee weather for you folks. I go outside it's like here. I go outside an hour later. I'm cutting the legs off of my pants
0:44.6	It's fucking hot out here. She could probably just hop back inside look
0:48.8	Every day is different weather can change at the drop of a hat and if you drop your hat
0:53.0	You're probably gonna be thinking well, that's good because my head was getting hot. Okay, seriously luckily
0:58.4	Fairity let me cut that off. Yeah, it's weird sir
1:04.5	Fairity makes it way easier. They make the perfect clothes for all seasons now. Fairity is a family run
1:09.9	Brand making high quality timeless clothing with modern design and functionality. Now take a look at this
1:15.6	I'll take a look at this you guys can't see this at home, but my can see this
1:19.3	That's some type of blouse on okay, but do I
1:23.4	Do I not look like I'm about to step down the runway at you know XYZ modeling company?
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