Episode 249: He Admit it!

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2022

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Whether you’re driving in the car, folding your laundry at home, or simply falling asleep and hoping there’s not a super loud fart noise piped into the mix from totally out of nowhere, there’s no better podcast airing its 249th episode today than Your Kickstarter Sucks. On today’s program we lament the passing of Midwest Elvis, 86 our friend Mike Hale, and prove once and for all what the shape of Earth actually is.

I think I forgot to say that David sent that Kickstarter in, and I can’t really go back and add that into the show, but I wanted to say it here in case David reads the episode descriptions. The problem is that we are using a dark mode extension for Google Docs and it makes basically all the colors but white hard to read. And I put “From David” in a red text, but it showed up really dark red. So that is my bad on that one David and oh yeah by the way, the earth is flat so I shouldn’t have done the Kickstarter anyway.

Credits

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Mike, you know, I don't like waking up in the mornings, right? We talk about this all the time.
0:06.2	We talk about it all the time.
0:08.2	Well, I think maybe I'm badwissed. I've maybe mentioned it to you. I think once maybe remember that one time we hung out.
0:15.3	Anyway, I I don't like waking up in the morning and I have to have something to look forward to when I get started or else
0:20.6	I'll just lay in the bed all the live-long day, but
0:24.0	You know now with athletic greens, age you one. I'm
0:26.8	I'm finding I'm jumping out of bed like
0:30.4	Like like there's a why would you jump out of bed?
0:33.5	Well, I would somebody jump out of the bed
0:35.3	Jumping out of bed like the motherfuckers went far. Yes, and I will say that out loud as well. That's I'm doing it
0:43.8	I'll tell you what athletic greens. I started taking this stuff because I
0:48.4	I wanted better gut health and more energy as well now
0:51.8	I've said before I'm not so sure you can give yourself more energy because I'm tired all of the time
0:56.2	Nothing really seems to work. But athletic greens has all these vitamins in here, and I'm starting to think
1:02.8	Maybe these vitamins is like fuel for my body, huh? That kind of makes sense
1:08.6	Yeah, that's the way it works. I think it probably does
1:11.9	What is it? What does the athlete greens have in it, JF? I've heard a lot about it
1:15.8	But I've never heard yes, I guess in the I guess except for the times that we've talked in the conceit of this. Yeah, right in this universe
1:24.0	We're in the athletic greens multiverse right now, and this is the one where you've never heard of what it is yet
1:28.8	Listen, you've heard me tout the vitamins, but that's not all they've also got
1:32.8	75 of these bad boys in here minerals as well whole food source superfoods probiotics and adaptogens to help you start your day right
1:39.6	That's me the special blend of ingredients supports your gut health your nervous system your immune system your energy focus
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