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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 246: Bobby Laughs

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2022

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

April showers bring….whaaaa? Shitty Kickstarters? Well that ain’t what I heard, but so be it! On today’s show, your friends Mike and JF show you a brand new world…a world in which viral posts existed before the normal-wheeled bicycle, the toilet has been perfected with a urine trebuchet, and your family never has to say goodbye to you because you will always be on a dinky little website (as long as the hosting fee gets paid). And that’s not all! Well, actually I guess it kind of is.


Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.


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Transcript

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0:00.6

Mike, how about that weather outside today,

0:02.3

man, ain't that nasty?

0:04.2

It's insane, J.F. I was outside earlier

0:06.5

and there was a goddamn tornado

0:09.2

or whatever with a goddamn witch.

0:11.9

What was it about?

0:13.6

It was a tornado and a witch, yeah.

0:15.2

I saw that as well.

0:17.7

I went into my shelter that was outside.

0:20.8

I guess I have to go outside to go to the shelter,

0:22.1

really weird.

0:23.0

Anyway, I am staying inside more than usual,

0:25.1

whether it's in my shelter or in my living room,

0:27.0

but you know, it doesn't mean that I'm not busy.

0:29.5

Okay, I'm doing stuff in here.

0:30.6

I'm organizing my canned goods.

0:32.6

Okay, I've got the big, I've got the big jug of water

0:35.2

where it's like, I don't know if I'm supposed

0:36.2

to drink this or if I pour it in the generator.

0:38.1

I don't know what I'm doing down here,

0:39.2

but I'm keeping it.

0:40.0

Yeah, like,

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