Episode #2465: "Transformers 5: Adrenaline Road"

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2017

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew get real about their long-term professional insecurities, as one does when one realizes one is a professional podcarter. Plus, Jim Carey tries to lay some Real Truths on an entertainment reporter. And No Point Conversion is back! Luke and Andrew break-down yesterday's double-loss by the Seahawks and the Browns.

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0:00.0	Six-foot ham sandwich. Okay, that comes with the squirt.
0:04.0	What do you mean, comes with the squirt?
0:06.0	We have the Italian squirt, the jalapeno squirt, the Parmesan oregano squirt, the roasted garlic squirt,
0:12.0	the limited time yellow squirt, limited time seasonal pumpkin squirt,
0:15.0	low-cal squirt, soy squirt, or a secret surprise squirt.
0:23.0	I'll try the limited time yellow squirt, please.
0:26.0	It's nice.
0:37.0	Can I get a pound and a half of that, please?
0:39.0	T-B-T-M!
0:44.0	I think you're pardoned. I think you're pardoned.
0:47.0	I'll try that again. A man has... Can we just go back to the very start of that?
0:51.0	Can you say apple?
0:52.0	Apple?
0:53.0	Can you say banana?
0:54.0	I can go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
0:57.0	You want to go? I can get you to go. Believe me.
1:00.0	They're ways, dude. You don't want to know about it. Believe me.
1:02.0	But Walter...
1:03.0	Hell, I can get you to go by three o'clock this afternoon with nail polish.
1:06.0	It's only game. Why do you have to be mad?
1:08.0	Because now you conduct yourself into the democracy!
1:19.0	It most... Dulfanately is...
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