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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2464: Well, That Tickles Our T-Bone

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2017

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Luke runs a soda-related experiment on Andrew, which results in both of them getting way too hopped-up on caffeine and sugar to finish the show. Also, Chili's has announced that it's cutting its menu IN HALF, but it's still way too long. And we're all playing right into Whole Food's organic little hands.

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0:00.0

Tell me about yourselves. What sort of music do you guys like rock? Yeah, funk. Yes, country. Yeah, hairband. Yes, sin. Yeah, blues. Yes, jazz. Yes, yes, jazz fusion. Yeah, you like sports, do you mean? No, Brad sports fan? No, really, Brad, you read. Yeah, what do you read? I read

0:22.4

The newspaper. Yeah, they're part of the newspaper. Do you mean what is it? What favorite part of the newspaper?

0:28.8

What is it? Pages. Nope. Articles. Mm-hmm. I don't really have a favorite part. You got a favorite part of the newspaper?

0:38.7

Um, I like the stories about animals when they've escaped from the zoo. Cool. So you guys can any questions you want to ask me? No. No. Okay, so I'll flip it back. You guys ever grow on Mustache?

0:49.4

T-B-T-M.

0:56.4

Uh-oh. Guess what day this? Somebody tell me. Uh-oh. What day is it? It's Friday. Friday got to get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

1:07.5

Were you just using a synthesizer? Nope. So you mean to tell me that all of those sounds were coming from your body? Yep.

1:15.6

I'm the president of rap music, and I need to work with you right away. Oh snap! This comedian was crazy in the 80s with his raw and delirious routines.

1:24.9

Dead. Oh, he's a hilarious dog. Who is Rick Moranis?

1:28.7

Sargish, Sargish. Okay, T-bone. Time for some serious crunching.

1:37.7

Everyone's in a while. I'll tell you, those little audio drops, they just...

1:42.0

They just tickle my T-bone. Possible show title. Early in the process, tickle my T-bone.

1:48.4

Hi, everybody. Welcome to the process known as a Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

1:56.4

Hey, when you hear the most annoying sound in the world?

1:59.2

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I heard you devote for me this November.

2:04.0

I'm so happy and glad and happy of myself to be coming to you from the broadcast studios at the Walsh Walsh and Dormat Law Offices in the Wallingford Neighborhood of Seattle, Washington.

2:19.2

We got a lot to talk about here on episode 2464 in a collector series, including the recent data from Whole Foods.

2:32.2

After they made that whole announcement about how they were cutting prices, once Amazon took control of them.

2:38.2

But then everybody said, yeah, the prices really aren't going down that much. And yet Whole Foods has never been busier, apparently.

2:46.2

It's working. It's working.

2:49.2

So you can have food stuff, chilies, a restaurant that's been getting referred to a lot on this show this week, has decided to reduce its menu items by half.

3:02.2

Why? Because they had 16 pages of weird-ass chilies creations that nobody was eating according to the CEO.

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