Episode 246: Swept By The Rays, This Team Stinks + Jay Bruce Actually Retired
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2021
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees suck. Swept by the Rays. Same old story. Didn’t hit at all, didn’t pitch when they had to and couldn’t field a damn thing all weekend. Is Aaron Boone actually on the hot seat? Aaron Hicks is the most lost player in baseball right now but hit 3rd again on Sunday because why not? Clint Frazier’s struggles continue. Fans threw baseballs on the field on Friday. Nothing is good. The Knicks are everything the Yankees are not and it’s stunning to see. Come bathe in our misery with us! Outro Song - “Take You Down” (via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the wall, the end is a tight end again. |
| 0:35.0 | Get a cheater, it's his final game with a walk-off signal. |
| 0:40.0 | Get a cheater, we're advancing the country out of it. |
| 0:45.0 | Get your head out of it. |
| 0:46.5 | There's a fly ball, it's the left, it's on a swing. |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes, and the yankies are going to the World Series. |
| 0:54.0 | All rise, here comes the judge. |
| 0:59.0 | It is Glaver Day, and he is a Glaver of the Month. |
| 1:06.0 | Fall game over, yankies win. |
| 1:10.0 | So, yankies win. |
| 1:15.0 | Oh, what's up, what's happening? Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by Varsal Sports, I'm your host Hubs. |
| 1:28.0 | On the other side of the laptop, Tommy Smokes, Tom Stubelli, TJ and the ones and twos, Marty Mush, out celebrating his birthday weekend, even though he refuses to include us in those plans and invite us. |
| 1:40.0 | I know that I'm actually glad Marty is an honest, I thought I was going to be mad, but Marty invited us to a bar last night that is admittedly an avenue away from my apartment. |
| 1:49.0 | But he invited you, he invited you. |
| 1:53.0 | I never got a text. |
| 1:55.0 | I mean, but I got invited at 7.30 p.m. last night. |
| 1:58.0 | I didn't get invited. |
| 2:00.0 | Well, he thought you were home. |
| 2:02.0 | I would have left my mom's birthday was Friday. If there was a big thing for his birthday, I would have absolutely. |
| 2:07.0 | I would, you know, I went out Friday night Saturday. I was just like, I would have planned my Saturday differently. |
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