Episode 245: The Yankees Are Unwatchable Right Now + How Is Jay Bruce Still Playing?
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2021
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees continue to not play baseball well in any facet. The team’s OPS is the lowest it’s been since 1989. The starting pitchers besides Gerrit Cole can’t pitch. No one can run the bases. Jay Bruce somehow continues to play first base and it’s way past insanity at this point. Kluber is bad. Taillon struggled. No one can really hit. Aaron Boone refuses to get ejected. Did we say Jay Bruce keeps playing? Nothing is good. Also, A-Rod bought the Timberwolves and Anthony Edwards doesn’t know who he is. The Rays bragged about their AL champion rings. Did Producer TJ pay to play for his state championship team? We end the show with listener voicemails who also share our dismay of Jay Bruce and this team. Happy Birthday to TJ’s Dad. Outro Song - "Lifted Love" (via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the wall, they ain't even tidied it again. |
| 0:35.0 | They're a cheater, and just final game with a walkoff single. |
| 0:40.0 | They're a cheater, but embarrassing, because reality, did you have any depth? |
| 0:46.5 | There's a fly ball, these collapse, it's on a plate! |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes, have a yank, you just go into the world, there it is! |
| 0:54.5 | Alright, here comes the judge. |
| 0:59.5 | It is Labor Day, and he is a Labor of the Month! |
| 1:06.5 | Throw game over, Yankee win! |
| 1:11.5 | Yankee win! |
| 1:15.5 | Oh, what's up, what's happening? Welcome to another issue of the short porch. |
| 1:24.5 | Presented by Barstool Sports, I'm your host Hubs. |
| 1:26.5 | Alongside the other laptop, on the side of the laptop. |
| 1:28.5 | Tommy Smokes, Tommy Skebeli, T.J. on the ones and twos. |
| 1:30.5 | Marty Musch's MIA, he's probably just jumped to the bottom of the river after watching that game. |
| 1:36.5 | And I think Marty might be killing Jay Bruce somewhere. |
| 1:39.5 | Yeah, he might have just set on a path to Florida, |
| 1:42.5 | to stop the plane from flying to Tampa, from flying to the Bronx and just attacking Jay Bruce. |
| 1:47.5 | But I mean, we're recording this right after the game on Wednesday. |
| 1:51.5 | They're saying good, this is really bad. |
| 1:54.5 | The road trip was horrific. |
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