Episode #2457: Burbation Nation
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 August 2017
⏱️ 125 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew learn that pizzas are soon going to be delivered by self-driving cars equipped with ovens and two disturbingly silent scientists. Meanwhile, an elderly couple in Texas is saved from their flooding home by another fast-food chain. And Nick Jarin of NW Nerd swings by for the final 2017 episode of a Song of Ice and Spoilers!
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| 0:00.0 | We had actually a complaint, which is one of the reasons why we had to do this, was |
| 0:05.3 | Alan was overheard referring to a body part as Mary Kate Nashley in front of |
| 0:18.0 | Condoleezza Rice. It's not something that you need to talk about at work. Yeah. |
| 0:21.9 | What if it's you're speaking in code if I wanted to refer to a particular body part as |
| 0:28.5 | a secret in Roy, I couldn't refer to them to my you don't know whether or not you're |
| 0:33.6 | going to be offending your your co-worker who's going to hear that. |
| 0:39.1 | Would Alan in the chipmunks know that there's three of them? |
| 0:43.1 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:48.8 | Take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you got cheesy blasters and |
| 0:55.1 | then all the kids say thanks me Kat and then me Kat flies away on his skateboard. |
| 0:59.4 | Who would've been my man Taiwan Lannisters? Taiwan Lannisters. |
| 1:03.2 | Taiwan Lannisters, yeah my man's talking about girls by his own son. |
| 1:08.1 | What? The dangles. |
| 1:11.9 | Terry Poo, Terry Poo, Terry Poo, Terry Poo, Terry Poo, Terry Poo, Terry Poo. |
| 1:16.1 | Come on! All they say when it's coming but I don't believe in what I see here. |
| 1:25.1 | Alright everybody, how are you? |
| 1:31.4 | Thank you for tuning in to a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might |
| 1:37.7 | be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:39.3 | Dolphinatly for Sharks. |
| 1:40.5 | My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host. |
| 1:44.4 | Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, perched a top Alabama hill in Bellingham |
| 1:51.4 | Washington, the Bay City. |
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