Episode #2443: Stuck Between A Yaris And A Lighthouse
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2017
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to talk about a restaurant review that fills Andrew with angry delight. Plus, Luke's new life plan involves a lighthouse in the middle of Lake Erie, and Bill Murray gets emotional.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, so we are going to inject you with enough |
| 0:03.9 | propifal to temporarily kill you, but then we'll bring you back with adrenaline so you don't have any... |
| 0:09.2 | Up, up, up, up, no spoilers, no spoilers. |
| 0:11.2 | And one more thing, you're not going to sue us, are you? |
| 0:15.2 | I don't know, litigation is for the middle class. |
| 0:17.7 | As if you're gonna love dying, it's hilarious. |
| 0:20.3 | It's like being John Malkovich, but you don't have to go to Jersey. |
| 0:22.9 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:28.9 | Brother, who are you? |
| 0:31.0 | What are you doing? |
| 0:33.0 | I'm with the news, dude. |
| 0:34.8 | I had a dream that Jeanine Garafalo was running like an ice age apocalypse |
| 0:41.2 | survival boot camp in my backyard for children. |
| 0:47.1 | We will not listen to your dreams. |
| 0:48.8 | We are not saints. |
| 0:49.7 | I can get tickets to, uh, to nonsense. |
| 0:52.9 | Because I really want to see that before I die. |
| 0:55.7 | It's their nuns and they sing, uh, and there's a lot of improv. |
| 0:59.4 | You are a really good actor. |
| 1:01.7 | Thank you, thank you. |
| 1:02.7 | Well, you know, it's just living truthfully and imaginary circumstances and whatever, |
| 1:07.5 | enough about me. |
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