Episode #2442: Don't Believe The Hypeman
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 August 2017
⏱️ 102 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew take off their Barbara-Streisand-In-The-Prince-Of-Tides-Therapist-Pantsuits and put on their Professor-Of-Media-Criticism-Blazers-With-Elbow-Patches to discuss a TV commercial that's been bugging them. Plus, a "driverless" car in Virginia is freaking people out. And Nick Jarin returns for another installment of A Song Of Ice And Spoilers.
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| 0:00.0 | You've got your hands full of yo-yos right now. You got to what for yo-yos per hand, right? |
| 0:05.2 | Right and what I do is it's called the blue flying angel. Okay. You know what we do or I'll do is |
| 0:13.3 | The kids I'll get in the room and the kids will be |
| 0:16.0 | Run around and they'll be all excited and so I tried to start things off on their level and try to hook them with something like a wrap |
| 0:23.4 | Okay, so it's |
| 0:25.4 | And it's kind of clever because it includes me. Okay |
| 0:28.0 | And it goes hey, they're up in the sky. It's the case trust the yo-yo guy and then I do that |
| 0:42.0 | You know and I get them going and I get them into it |
| 0:44.9 | Okay, and so when once I do that they are ready to learn |
| 0:59.0 | Yo, yo, yo, I read poetry and sonnets and he plays the upright bass |
| 1:05.0 | He sort of feels me out. I feel him out in 1971 Bill greats have been in Michael soft |
| 1:09.9 | Wouldn't it be cool if I can remember my dingus passwords for my email |
| 1:14.1 | I have a beta sequence. I've been working on which is like to see it. How can they say this about me? I don't believe it |
| 1:21.0 | I show them I'll record everything |
| 1:28.8 | Wait, we record these |
| 1:30.8 | That's the deal. All right, whatever or as my mother would say what every |
| 1:37.0 | Hi, everybody welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:43.4 | Oh la la my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host Dolphin at L.P. Sharks coming to you from the Burbank Springs broadcast Center Perch stop |
| 1:50.8 | I'm Hill in Bellingham, Washington the Bay City |
| 1:55.3 | The dog is barking. That is not my dog two dogs here |
| 2:00.8 | Still we're in day three of |
| 2:04.3 | Double dog duties. I know there was a lot of these dude |
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