Episode 244: Johnny Mac Attack
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2020
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
O'Neill starts this week's episode off by talking about watching Eddie Murphy's stand-up specials. After that, Danish brings up how Bert Kreischman had Guy Ferry on his podcast recently, and he brings up some news and notes from what he heard from it. Danish relays a story he heard about Tom Green and his neighbor/hero, Harland Williams. O'Neill provides a first responder celebratory noise-party update and gives an idea of what's going on in his neighborhood when the clock strikes 8 pm. Danish brings up a show he's surprised they've never heard of: Little Women of Atlanta (and other cities). O'Neill talks about falling down a random Bugsy Mogus rabbithole online. Danish gives a quick 90 Day Fiance update. And for the big finale (drum roll please), Danish and O'Neill turn their sights on one time programming success, John MacAfee. They discuss asking him to be on the show and delve into his character (or lack thereof). After that, it's a mixed grab bag of topics: a Netflix documentary, some MMA talk, and other random topics to close the show.
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| 0:00.0 | Saw you out there grazing on some grass couldn't help to notice that gorgeous |
| 0:05.6 | as that tail flipped so seductively almost like a hand was welcome to me |
| 0:12.0 | you were a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 0:16.0 | I don't want to fuck you now. |
| 0:18.0 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you, |
| 0:21.0 | but I don't want to fuck you, |
| 0:22.0 | I don't want to fuck you don't want to fucking know |
| 0:24.0 | Baby girl do you want an apple I'll take you to the wedding chapel |
| 0:30.0 | Hey baby girl do you want some grains |
| 0:33.0 | your hind quarters are making me insane |
| 0:36.0 | You're a beautiful animal but I don't want to fuck you |
| 0:40.0 | I don't want to fuck you know |
| 0:42.0 | You're a beautiful animal but I I don't want to fucking know you're beautiful and |
| 0:44.0 | but I don't want to fuck you don't want to fucking |
| 0:48.0 | I might be a man |
| 0:51.0 | you might be a horse but this bond between us is an overwhelming horse they |
| 1:00.9 | could see inside us then they know that it's inside us, then they know that it's true. |
| 1:06.0 | Then you'd be inside of me, and I'd be inside you. |
| 1:11.0 | And I'd be inside you. I'm being here. |
| 1:19.0 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck it. I don't want to fuck you know. |
| 1:21.0 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you know you're beautiful and a bowl but I don't want to fuck you |
| 1:25.2 | don't want to fucking know you're beautiful animal but I don't want to fuck you |
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