Episode 243: 2 Dudes and a Goat Walk Into a Porn Shop...

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2020

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Howdy, partners! On this episode, O'Neill tells a harrowing tale of an electric bike ride gone awry. He also talks about watching Neftlix's Too Hot to Handle. Danish talks about watching a documentary on Neftlix called How to Fix a Drug Scandal. There's some UFC talk, and a discussion about a web show called Street Beefs. There's a somber moment when Danish reveals someone they've talked about on the show before has sadly passed away. And most importantly, a crazy heist involving an adult bookstore, a pick-up truck, and a goat is broken down.

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0:00.0	Go for it. Yeah. I was Danish. I was so near. So I can tell you how it both feel.
0:27.0	It's a free back,
0:30.0	it's a free back,
0:32.0	so it's a fucking good deal.
0:37.0	They're calling Danish,
0:40.0	Danish, Danish, Danish, pneumonia. Day is shanony
0:45.0	Shanony Gaye in Shannon, Oh, Neil, Gaye in Shannon Neil,
0:57.0	Gaye in Shannon Neil,
1:00.0	Gaye Sh a shadow mee.
1:07.0	Gee shadow mee.
1:10.0	A highte shadow me. Oh, right. Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Danish
1:20.3	and O'Neill podcast. Yep, here we are.
1:24.2	We got a real scorcher if you're in Los Angeles.
1:27.8	Get your swim trunks on and head on down
1:31.0	and get some ice cream at John Littleittles, uh, place down by Buka de Beppo.
1:35.4	Scortcher, um, did you ever, like, when you were a kid was a scorcher, a guy who smelled his own farts?
1:43.4	I never heard that term now.
1:46.1	That was like when I was younger, it would be like, what are you a scorcher?
1:49.1	My dad used to say it to me.
1:50.8	He was like, what did it?
1:51.8	There'd be a scorcher.
1:53.0	Yeah, I never heard of that.
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