Episode 245: Homeless Spring Break
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2020
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
No diggity, no doubt, it's another power-packed episode! This one starts out on somber note as O'Neill shares some sad news about someone passing away. However, after that convo, he goes from death to marriage by sharing an unlikely love story. With his feelings running the gamut, O'Neill then wants to get something off his chest: his feelings about Adele's weight loss transformation. Not to be outdone, Danish chimes in with an unlikely love story of his own. Back and forth, forth and back! This episode is off the charts!!!! And then, it's back to sad news, as Danish reveals something that may break the Daddy Man Earl Skakel's spirits. Then, we seek solace in something we know well: a story about an animal. This one doesn't end well for the person involved, but it sounds like they were acting a little recklessly (allegedly). Also, there's an exciting development in San Francisco: spring break 2020!!!! Listen to find out details and how to party. And, it's back to animals: we talk about one old man who reluctantly battles foxes. We finish strong with some brief MMA/combat sport talk. Oh, and the cherry on the sundae of the episode is a Mugsy Bogues listener personal story follow-up from last week's episode. Fantastic!
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| 0:00.0 | Saw you out there grazing on some grass couldn't help to notice that gorgeous |
| 0:09.5 | that gorgeous as that tail flips so seductively almost like a hand was welcome to me |
| 0:15.9 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. I don't want to fuck you now |
| 0:21.7 | You're a beautiful and a whole but I don't want to fuck you |
| 0:26.0 | don't want to fucking know |
| 0:28.0 | and baby girl do you want an apple |
| 0:31.0 | I'll take you to the wedding chapel. |
| 0:34.0 | Hey baby girl do you want some grains? |
| 0:37.0 | Your hindquarters are making me insane. |
| 0:40.0 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 0:44.0 | I don't want to fucking down. |
| 0:46.0 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 0:50.0 | I don't want to fucking know. |
| 0:52.0 | I might be a man you might be a horse but this bond between us is an overwhelming between us, it was an overwhelming force. |
| 1:04.0 | If they could see inside us, then they'd know that it's true. |
| 1:10.0 | Then you'd be inside of and I'd be inside you |
| 1:19.0 | You'll need a little more but I don't want to fuck you don't want to fuck you don't want to fuck you don't want to fuck you know you're beautiful |
| 1:26.2 | animal, but I don't want to fuck you don't want to fucking know |
| 1:30.8 | You're beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you know. You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 1:35.0 | No, I want to fuck you. |
| 1:37.0 | You're a full animal, but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 1:40.0 | Alrighty. I don't want to fuck you. |
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