Episode #2423: Pizza Crimes And Misdemeanors

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2017

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew finally discuss the story of a woman's controversial interaction with a naked child in a vegan restaurant. The story has a name, but I refuse to type it here.

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0:00.0	Watch the cupids fly above too hard, so sweet and love.
0:06.6	If the arrow strikes upon, then there shall fly a turtle dove.
0:13.5	As a poem by Dr. Dan Drinkle.
0:15.7	Today's show is about healthy relationships.
0:18.8	Did you ever have a soul partner?
0:21.0	Did you ever have a love?
0:22.4	Did you ever lose one or wondered how to keep it alive when it got old and brown?
0:29.2	You're gonna buy his lonesome, he's gonna get sick probably.
0:33.0	Well that's enough of this drivel travel, let's find out what we want to know about.
0:37.0	Let's check it out.
0:38.5	Check it out.
0:40.4	Give me a sec.
0:41.8	Give me a sec.
0:42.8	T-B-T-L!
0:48.3	I've never felt this way about anybody before, not even Bobby Sherman, who I completely and
0:52.4	totally adored, but now I realize that that was just puppy love.
0:56.5	And that this is the real thing.
0:57.8	Dude, the craziest thing happened to me this morning.
1:00.6	I got in my car, turned it on, had the radio on the alt station, and the song playing
1:06.6	was freaking for rabbit jangle.
1:09.2	I sh you not, blew my st mind.
1:12.4	Oh I know this, this violates every can I'm ever respectable broadcast.
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