Episode #2422: Nothing Ketchup On A Nothing Hot Dog
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 July 2017
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew listen to your Song of the Summer nominations and pick the top 16 songs that will compete for TOP HONORS (and no actual prizes.)
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| 0:00.0 | This is a developing story. I don't know much about it other than it seems to be a big nothing burger. |
| 0:05.4 | I have a real problem with this. This is an insult to nothing burgers. |
| 0:08.8 | And so this is a massive nothing burger. |
| 0:11.9 | I know burgers and I got a gut to prove it and this is a nothing burger. |
| 0:16.4 | I would fall in the nothing burger category on this one. |
| 0:19.5 | So far a nothing burger. |
| 0:21.0 | One of those people where it says it's a nothing burger. |
| 0:23.2 | I guess that would be that that condiment you're adding to it. |
| 0:25.7 | But is that just mustard on the burger or is that a game changer? |
| 0:28.4 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:34.4 | Hello Mr. Burbank. This is one of your kids. |
| 0:38.8 | What happened? I'm going crazy to what is up, what is going on with the show. |
| 0:48.1 | I got so drunk last night. I think I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. |
| 0:52.6 | Hey, do you think he could be my funnyness mentor? |
| 0:55.3 | I can definitely be your funnyness mentor. |
| 0:58.0 | Okay, I'll go ahead and make that change. |
| 1:00.8 | Your wife's new legal name is Targets, Targets. |
| 1:03.5 | You know, two big boys and they think this is all fun and games. |
| 1:06.0 | They think they can come in here and play around. |
| 1:07.9 | They're walking down a dark path from which there's no return. |
| 1:10.4 | I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you. |
| 1:12.5 | Well, I guess I just have my first taste of the filthy side of this business. |
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