1101, 1816 is the item number on this one, and the nice thing about these practice katanas,

oh, oh, that hurt. Oh, that hurt big time. A piece of that tip just got me, Odell.

Oh, that got me good. You all right. A piece of that tip just got me.

Oh, right now, we may need emergency surgery in the studio.

Basically, it's Tommy by way of Cirque du Soleil set in space with heavy erotic overtones

and the gripping psychodrama of a thriller with plenty of heart and more than a little humor.

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. I don't know who that is and I don't care to find out.

Notice me, Senpai. Notice me. That is obviously what is clear that our view is we don't support that view.

Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds.

Well, hey there, everybody. Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show

that just might be too beautiful to live. I've got to do it again right now. My name is Luke

Burbank. I'm your host. I've got something to say. Coming to you from the Burbank Springs

Broadcast Center, Perch Top, Alabama, Hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

I say, I say, what's up, dog? I'll tell you what is up, dog with the pod dog.

And that is the pod dog decided at a certain point yesterday that if it was her life or mine,

I was going down more on that in a minute. I bear the physical scars from a run-in in a lake with

the pod dog. I would take a picture of it and put it up for the internet posting today. But I

feel like there's been far too many shirtless pictures of me of late for really anyone's comfort

level. But we'll tell you what happened between me and the pod dog coming up. It's time for cat massage.

Bay Kitty. The Bay Kitty has not tried to kill me lately, so that puts her number one on my list

of household pets. This is number one on the list of things I want to be doing today. It's the

2420th episode, dude, of TBTL. Let the fun begin. And we have lots to talk about,

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