Episode #2419: Oasis Of Back-Handed Compliments

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2017

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Luke tells a story he is extremely embarrassed about, but Andrew refuses to edit it out of the show. Plus, Andrew gets a new catch phrase, a criminal defies all odds with a prison break, only to get caught ordering a pizza, and we hear another Song of the Summer nominee in Music For Your Weekend!

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0:00.0	Welcome to Comcast, home of Xfinity.
0:03.6	If you're experiencing issues with your Xfinity,
0:07.0	services, we apologize for any inconvenience.
0:10.8	Our technical team is working hard and expect service
0:13.8	to be restored by 3.30 p.m. Pacific time.
0:17.7	T-T-B-T-M.
0:24.2	Uh oh, guess what day it is?
0:26.3	Somebody tell me, uh oh, what day is it?
0:29.5	It's Friday, Friday!
0:31.9	Gotta get down on Friday!
0:33.7	Computer loot up, Celery Man, please.
0:35.4	Are you on the internet?
0:36.8	Isn't that for technogiques with spreadsheets?
0:39.2	They are sending shockwaves over the airwaves.
0:42.4	They are rude and abusive,
0:44.3	but want you to listen to them.
0:46.0	So then it hits me.
0:46.8	We take this thing called the radio
0:49.1	and put it on this new thing called the internet.
0:51.8	We don't understand why we have to build a ray gun
0:54.0	to aim at a planet I never even heard of.
0:56.3	Don't blame me.
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