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Fill it with your favorite liquid.

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The dopamine of the day of the thing that makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip.

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Oh, so good.

Delightful. All right, let's make sure that the locals people, comments are up and good, They're good. All right.

Yeah, well, that's me. I don't like to hear me.

I don't know why you do.

All right. I don't know why you do.

All right, you might not be surprised that the news is funny and ridiculous today.

Funny and ridiculous news, That's our specialty. Here's a opening thought for you before we get

into the fun stuff. Do things seem a lot different than say four or five years ago in terms of how we frame the news?

Now we understand the news to be completely fake, and we understand all the ops, and we see

the gears of the machine.

And have you noticed that when the bad guys were running their hoaxes in the last cycle,

that we were treating it more like, oh, it's a serious thing and I think you got some of those facts wrong.

And now we treat it like entertainment.

Have you noticed that?

It's completely different. Because once you can see the entire

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