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Ah, well people are pouring in because the news is so much fun.

So much fun.

All right, here's an interesting piece of news I saw in a Brian Ramelli post.

There's a solar-powered weed picker that can work all day in the fields

picking weeds and it doesn't weigh much, and it just runs around picking weeds.

And apparently that allows you to use fewer pesticides.

But really it's the beginning of my robot farm.

I don't know why, but I always wanted to own a farm.

But I don't like getting dirty and stuff. I don't like bugs and haybales and cow poop and stuff I like a nice gentleman farm a a robot run farm indoors preferably but if asked to be

outdoors I'll need one of these weed pickers. I'm telling you the future is

indoor farms because I think that people will grow their own food

because our food supply is so unhealthy

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