Enjoy me now for the unparalleled pleasure at the dopamine the other day.

The thing makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now.

Happy St. Patrick's Day too.

Yes, I had exactly one green shirt, and here it is.

I might keep this one around just for a future St. Patrick's days.

By the way, as St. Patrick's stay been erased yet has been canceled? Has somebody found a reason it's racist?

Because I feel I'm probably doing something racist just by celebrating Irish people.

All right.

Well, I'd like to start in with some news.

I'd like to remind you that not only is our history fake because it used to be written by the winners but now it's

written by the losers literally the people who couldn't do anything became

reporters literally the losers The people who couldn't do anything became reporters,

literally the losers.

So the winners are starting SpaceX's

and starting social media companies and making billions of dollars.

But they're not writing the history. The

history is written by the people who couldn't do any of those things. So they

became journalists instead. But it gets worse. AI is now rewriting history about me in real time.

So I'm having this weird experience where I can watch history being faked about me,

and I know that that will become the permanent history.

For example, I did a little experiment

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